Rock Hard Extreme: The Movie

We’ve seen porn cross-promotion with toys like fleshjacks before, but this is the first time we’ve seen an adult movie that’s a blatant advertorial for an herbal aphrodisiac. Rock Hard Extreme is a Factory Video Productions movie, featuring an ensemble of performers who’ve apparently taken the aphrodisiac of the same name before getting it on with each other.

What’s first apparent is that the cast luckily don’t act like a bunch of hosts on the home shopping network. They have a bit of fun in the awkward opening sequence, where they’re shown taking the stuff, and then proceed to have some pretty hot sex. Our first two twinks are smooth and ripped buddies in a packing room. They have a chat and then strip off, kissing and feeling each other’s bodies.

Blond spunk Blake Harris then goes down on his horned-up partner, proving himself to be quite the sucker. Both his partner’s moans and just the motion of his mouth prove just how skilled he is with that mouth, and then it’s up to the suckee to prove he’s just as good when the tables are turned.

Blake then bends over the table, offering up his ass to the big dick he was sucking earlier. He moans loudly as it's just shoved straight in – no need to go easy on that hole apparently. He puts in a real star turn as a bottom in this anal sequence yelling out in pleasure saying such boner-inducing phrases as “Yeah, listen to that!”

His hung top turns him over so he can look at his face while fucking him and the camera’s able to catch some of that penetration really close. More of Blake’s fantastic commentary continues before he gets up to take a cum facial from the big dick and then jerks off, producing an incredibly big load that spurts out like something you’d find at Yellowstone.

If blonds are your flavor then definitely check out scene three as well, which features two golden haired spunks in action. Again, their bodies are fantastic, toned pieces of chiseled meat and there’s another hung hottie in the mix. The action is a little more sensual, but there’s still some great dirty talk about the size of the top’s tool and the camera work from below the duo is fantastic. They don’t have Blake Harris’ personality, but he’s a tough act to follow.

The best part about basing a film on a sex drive-increasing product is that you’re guaranteed the guys are going to put in an extra good performance. The ensemble needs to be seen really under the influence of its power and for the most part the entire cast do. You can expect lots of dirty talk and moaning in each scene thanks to Rock Hard Extreme (whether it works or not) and that’s what makes this film worth the watch.

From the opening scene these guys really go for it, making the dynamics the true highlight. The mostly twink-like cast also seem to be having lots of fun, not taking the cross-promotion too seriously, which could really ruin a film like this.